Like tragedy: Join the “Pray Robert survives his suicide attempt” Facebook group.
or pregnancy: Erica is late…cross your fingers I’m not preggers.
or how drunk you are: Alissa is cracking up that she blacked out at her company holiday party.
Any others? That’s what the comments are for … get creative …
(Thanks to Guyism.com for the starters above.)
Actor Corey Haim died this morning of an apparent overdose, according to LAPD. He was 38. http://www.tmz.com 1 hr ago
RT @jillianbowin: audio of this story made to tear up this morning -- 7 yr old calls 911, saves family from robbers - http://bit.ly/b0YvmW 1 hr ago
The pit bull passionate people are comically ironic. 2 hrs ago
http://twitpic.com/17pkwz - @MelissaCarter is ATL's newest tromboner. 2 hrs ago
Remember our pit bull talk this AM? From front of AJC.com tonight: http://bit.ly/9Lew8G 13 hrs ago
Just wrapped up some Bert Show brainstorming. Productive. 14 hrs ago
People are freaky. 1 day ago
RT @ATLStreetFood: Almost @ 200 signatures! Let's get 500 by tomorrow! Sign it, share it, RT it!! - http://bit.ly/cBxRwx 1 day ago
Pretty sure I just booked Steve Carell on the show soon. Love The Office. 1 day ago
RT @heartofaservant: were oscar speeches of Monique & Jeff cursing played on the bert show real? HD shows are unedited? >wow< 1 day ago
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Heard of this site?
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
its NSFW but very interesting. I can see some of these on Twitter. Some of them have probably been on twitter.
Under pregnancy: not just when you’re late but when you’re actually pregnant… the internet does not need pictures of your baby bump every week – especially with your shirt pulled up. Some things (like the development of your future child!) are too important to share with strangers.
“Why won’t a certain person call me? You know who you are…” moments. They’re not calling because they’re not interested, sorry for the spoiler alert.
Using it as therapy. If you need therapy, go pay for it. Tired of seeing all the attention seekers trying to validate themselves through social networking sites.
Caitlin:
Some people actually care how their friend/family members pregnancy is going. I don’t think thats wierd at all.
Jeff:
The ones you posted are so true! Glad you’re back!
Gastrointestinal issues, food poisoning details, etc.
Please.
Ew.
My husband’s cousin posted “I’m fighting a mega cold sore”. Gross and tmi!
When women talk about all of the bad things their husbands do to them and they are FB friends!
Again, pregnancy: sonogram pictures should not be posted. Never. Ever.
Some people might care about what the inside of your uterus looks like. I don’t. If you want to share, send it privately to the people who care.
This should not be one Twitter/FB- Keep your fingers crossed that I pass my “wiz-quiz” today!
I just discovered http://failbooking.com
It chronicled not only failed statuses but comment exchanges as well. Funny stuff!