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SOME THINGS JUST AREN’T FOR TWITTER / FACEBOOK

January 8, 2010  

Like tragedy:  Join the “Pray Robert survives his suicide attempt” Facebook group.

or pregnancy: Erica is late…cross your fingers I’m not preggers.

or how drunk you are:  Alissa is cracking up that she blacked out at her company holiday party.

Any others?  That’s what the comments are for … get creative …

(Thanks to Guyism.com for the starters above.)

11 Responses to “SOME THINGS JUST AREN’T FOR TWITTER / FACEBOOK”

  1. AJ says:

    Heard of this site?

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

    its NSFW but very interesting. I can see some of these on Twitter. Some of them have probably been on twitter.

  2. Caitlin says:

    Under pregnancy: not just when you’re late but when you’re actually pregnant… the internet does not need pictures of your baby bump every week – especially with your shirt pulled up. Some things (like the development of your future child!) are too important to share with strangers.

  3. Maggie says:

    “Why won’t a certain person call me? You know who you are…” moments. They’re not calling because they’re not interested, sorry for the spoiler alert.

  4. Darin says:

    Using it as therapy. If you need therapy, go pay for it. Tired of seeing all the attention seekers trying to validate themselves through social networking sites.

  5. nicole says:

    Caitlin:

    Some people actually care how their friend/family members pregnancy is going. I don’t think thats wierd at all.

    Jeff:

    The ones you posted are so true! Glad you’re back!

  6. Ang says:

    Gastrointestinal issues, food poisoning details, etc.
    Please.
    Ew.

  7. Jen says:

    My husband’s cousin posted “I’m fighting a mega cold sore”. Gross and tmi!

  8. Moxie says:

    When women talk about all of the bad things their husbands do to them and they are FB friends!

  9. Sarah says:

    Again, pregnancy: sonogram pictures should not be posted. Never. Ever.
    Some people might care about what the inside of your uterus looks like. I don’t. If you want to share, send it privately to the people who care.

  10. Stacey says:

    This should not be one Twitter/FB- Keep your fingers crossed that I pass my “wiz-quiz” today!

  11. Kristen says:

    I just discovered http://failbooking.com

    It chronicled not only failed statuses but comment exchanges as well. Funny stuff!

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