Like tragedy: Join the “Pray Robert survives his suicide attempt” Facebook group.
or pregnancy: Erica is late…cross your fingers I’m not preggers.
or how drunk you are: Alissa is cracking up that she blacked out at her company holiday party.
Any others? That’s what the comments are for … get creative …
(Thanks to Guyism.com for the starters above.)
Lakebound. Happy weekend. 51 mins ago
No @melissacarter today ... she's going for the gold in the transplant games!!! (@ All The Hits Q100) http://4sq.com/4GHT7M 2 hrs ago
RT @grayjustin: In Morningside. Someone called my African American photog 'boy' & shoved me when I said 'you called him what?'! >seriously?< 13 hrs ago
Two of my favories: http://bit.ly/alM2Bt 1 day ago
RT @tkappler: JeffDauler Who do I need to contact to do a fundraiser for BBA? >@thebertshowbert< 1 day ago
How have I never seen this work of art? Happy Thursday, friends: http://bit.ly/cuuPAy# 1 day ago
Person who told me about the iPhone app 'labyrinth 3-D': I simultaneously love you & hate you. Have a nice night. 1 day ago
What I learned today - "the prettier the girl, the stinkier her booty." Thanks, job! (@ All The Hits Q100) http://4sq.com/4GHT7M 2 days ago
RT @keitadonna: Listening to Q100's The Bert Show on their iPhone app. >thanks!< 2 days ago
RT @ajc: Man jailed over lying to woman in order to have sex. - http://bit.ly/ccuEvV >Really? This is a crime?< 2 days ago
In 2004, Tom Cruise was promoting Collateral, and I asked him about a ...
This guy Supa performed his song Twitter Love at the Usher event last month.
Backstreet's back ... with a hot song. This one is going to be huge.
We talked about this on The Bert Show a week or so ago. The story ...
Listen to Jennifer from Sugarland calling my Dad during an interview last month.
Heard of this site?
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
its NSFW but very interesting. I can see some of these on Twitter. Some of them have probably been on twitter.
Under pregnancy: not just when you’re late but when you’re actually pregnant… the internet does not need pictures of your baby bump every week – especially with your shirt pulled up. Some things (like the development of your future child!) are too important to share with strangers.
“Why won’t a certain person call me? You know who you are…” moments. They’re not calling because they’re not interested, sorry for the spoiler alert.
Using it as therapy. If you need therapy, go pay for it. Tired of seeing all the attention seekers trying to validate themselves through social networking sites.
Caitlin:
Some people actually care how their friend/family members pregnancy is going. I don’t think thats wierd at all.
Jeff:
The ones you posted are so true! Glad you’re back!
Gastrointestinal issues, food poisoning details, etc.
Please.
Ew.
My husband’s cousin posted “I’m fighting a mega cold sore”. Gross and tmi!
When women talk about all of the bad things their husbands do to them and they are FB friends!
Again, pregnancy: sonogram pictures should not be posted. Never. Ever.
Some people might care about what the inside of your uterus looks like. I don’t. If you want to share, send it privately to the people who care.
This should not be one Twitter/FB- Keep your fingers crossed that I pass my “wiz-quiz” today!
I just discovered http://failbooking.com
It chronicled not only failed statuses but comment exchanges as well. Funny stuff!
Nice one! If I could write like this I would be well chuffed. The more I see articles of such quality as this (which is rare), the more I think there could be a future for the Net. Keep it up, as it were.