ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
First you’ll laugh. Then you’ll feel bad. Then you’ll appreciate his honesty.
First you’ll laugh. Then you’ll feel bad. Then you’ll appreciate his honesty.
Lakebound. Happy weekend. 43 mins ago
No @melissacarter today ... she's going for the gold in the transplant games!!! (@ All The Hits Q100) http://4sq.com/4GHT7M 2 hrs ago
RT @grayjustin: In Morningside. Someone called my African American photog 'boy' & shoved me when I said 'you called him what?'! >seriously?< 13 hrs ago
Two of my favories: http://bit.ly/alM2Bt 1 day ago
RT @tkappler: JeffDauler Who do I need to contact to do a fundraiser for BBA? >@thebertshowbert< 1 day ago
How have I never seen this work of art? Happy Thursday, friends: http://bit.ly/cuuPAy# 1 day ago
Person who told me about the iPhone app 'labyrinth 3-D': I simultaneously love you & hate you. Have a nice night. 1 day ago
What I learned today - "the prettier the girl, the stinkier her booty." Thanks, job! (@ All The Hits Q100) http://4sq.com/4GHT7M 2 days ago
RT @keitadonna: Listening to Q100's The Bert Show on their iPhone app. >thanks!< 2 days ago
RT @ajc: Man jailed over lying to woman in order to have sex. - http://bit.ly/ccuEvV >Really? This is a crime?< 2 days ago
In 2004, Tom Cruise was promoting Collateral, and I asked him about a ...
This guy Supa performed his song Twitter Love at the Usher event last month.
Backstreet's back ... with a hot song. This one is going to be huge.
We talked about this on The Bert Show a week or so ago. The story ...
Listen to Jennifer from Sugarland calling my Dad during an interview last month.
O – M – G
just wow wut a effin tool and a bouche
The sad thing is, he probably will get a girlfriend off of that.
ewww.
I think I just lost my lunch…
I just lost my lunch…
OMG Is that guy lame or what? If I were single, I would have to have people holding me back from trying to date him. …or would that be holding me back from slapping him upside the head to knock some sense into him!